"Backsteat Driver"
(Watch you're step I'll break you're neck)
For a snowball tossed into hell
I really think I'm doing pretty well
You always claimed that I would fail
You're prediction is extremely out of scale
Time to get real, get you're hands of my wheel
Please stay seated, buckle up, 'cause here's the deal
No I - don't need a backseat driver - you're fired
So what - if I'm gonna burn some tire
Retire, you're times expired
You're so damn predictable
Like what you'd expect from a porn sequal
Confusing you're dreams with
Dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
the first time I met him
he said he was a dwarfstar
cause he was small
and he was... famous
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
the second time I met him
he said I could never be a dwarfstar
because I was too tall
and I wasn't... famous
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
the thir.... the second time I mean
that I went to see him
he was not in a very good mood
he said "stop comin' around here!"
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
the last time
that I went to see him
he had passed away
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar
the end...