It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
And now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
And there's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
And now I can think for myself
About little deals
And S.U's
And things I just don't understand
A white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in th
Gay Factory Worker
He's a...
Gay factory, worker from the south,
He'll take what you pee out of and put it in his mouth.
He works all day with a great big smile
and he carries a large lunch pail,
and after work, its off to the bar, where he meets his
boyfriend Dale.
They love the songs, love to dance, (hey)
sometimes without wearin' pants, (ho)
come on boys lets take the chance,
we'll all change our names to Lance.
everybody...
He's a gay factory, worker from the south,
He'll take what you pee out of and put it in his mouth.
(mumbles to the tune)
(hawks loogie)